SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
"I put the gay thing in my hand but I do not give it the power to make me gay."
this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit
say to not worry about love..
It’s probably easy for them to
say that but it’s a hassle for
me to not worry about something everyone is getting but me." - bellezzabeatriz (via bellezzabeatriz)